The Holy Speeding Ticket

I'm a police chaplain and also a part time police officer in a small rural community. There are some interesting tales that have taken place with this new work being an officer. While I was on community patrol here is among them.One morning, I happened to observe a fourdoor car traveling through the city at what appeared a fairly high-rate of speed. When I check up on the radar the automobile was traveling 52 mph in a 35 mph speed region. The blue lights.After is gone by one of my duties as part time officer is to enforce the speed laws, so on stopping and approaching the vehicle, I found find this dear sweet nanny type sweetheart when driving. Her my name was told by me and that she had been pulled by me over for vacationing 52 in a 35. What occurred after that was only anything to think on.Chaplain: Ma'am, the reason I pulled you over was that you were dashing and......Sweet Little Old Lady: But you don't realize son, I just originated in prayer conference and I was being managed by the Sacred Spirit.Chaplain: That's excellent ma'am but the reason I pulled you over was.........Sweet Little Old Woman: Definitely sir, I was so significantly in the Soul that I didn't have control.Chaplain: So allow me to fully grasp this direct ma'am. You weren't in control of the automobile and the Holy Spirit was driving you and that's why you were racing?Nice Little Old Lady: Yes, and I truly do not assume you comprehend child. It was not my fault since I had been entirely beneath the control of the Holy Spirit.Chaplain: But ma'am. You went past two-speed control signs nevertheless 35 mph and............Sweet Little Old Lady: But you truly don't comprehend young man....Chaplain: (Stifling with a laugh) Ma'am, I'm a pastor of the local Baptist chapel and chaplain of the police department!!! I do understand and what I under stand is this; That speed restriction sign was positioned there from the metropolis. The town is exactly what the bible calls the "powers that be". The Bible claims to obey the powers that be! "Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the bigger abilities. For there's no energy but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God." The Holy Spirit won't lie nor go against Their Phrases. THUS....... Can I discover your drivers permit, subscription, & insurance please.It's a shame people desire to blame God due to their goofs. That has got to be the only moment that I have previously created a special little old girl a speeding =%3Ca+href%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.laurette-theatre.fr%2Fes%2Fcat399792--m-billet-ticket-mobile.html%3Enew+rock+scene+paris%3C%2Fa%3E concert avignon].